I would like you to meet: Short Attention Span. The one, the - OH! Look at that . . . .

Favorite song for the briefest of moments?

I Wanna - The All-American Rejects

Why? I don't know. Maybe the fact that the lead singer's voice is so incredibly different from what it usually sounds like, lol. Ah, well. But his voice sounds so nice in this song. And the lyrics are pretty good, as well. He, however, doesn't look nearly so cool. *snorts inelegantly*

Anyway. Just got my final report card in the mail today, after over a week since graduation. Which isn't so long, but still - the waiting, the agonizing, the suspense, lol. And guess what?!! Yeah, I pulled off a 4.0 even in my last semester. *grins, coolly flares out collar* Even in math, which I was absolutely convinced was a hopeless case. Here I was, contentedly believing that I would have a, maybe, B, with something like an 81% in the works. But, nope, I had an A. What a freaking idiot that teacher must be, to give me such a grade. *winks*

Yes, I know, I'm being obnoxious. *chuckles to self* Still, you must give me some slack, for it is (checks clock) about ten after one in the morning. *sighs dejectedly* I really ought to get to bed.

Shit. I was also supposed to call L. tonight. *looks innocently around bedroom* Um, huh. *clicks tongue obnoxiously* I could call her now (at *checks clock again* about a quarter after 1 [midnight where she's at]), which isn't nearly so bad as her calling me at 1:30 last week, lol. Or, I could wait and call her tomorrow night. That is, if I remember. Or . . . not. *purses lips thoughtfully*

You know, I really am tired, and - *yawns loudly* - maybe she'll already be sleeping, or - shit, I should just admit it now, I only want to finish the short story I started earlier, before I got distracted by - OH!

I remember now. *sits up straight* I finally got the hypnotism in the mail, from the party graduation night. It was absolutely hilarious, I was laughing so hard in the beginning I was actually crying. The things that hypnotist made them do were just priceless. I was so excited, I had to show my mom all I could before she went and left to go see her boyfriend. *slumps*

Anyway. *winks*

I was a little disappointed at the recording of the hypnotism. The guy who did it didn't spare much money over it, I'll tell you what. Very poor quality. But oh well. It's better than nothing, in any case.

And . . . because it's getting late, I'm starting to feel like an odd little child with all of my ramblings, and mostly, because I am quite eager to finish my short story (if I can) I believe I will end this post.

A little humor, I hope it contained. *grins*

Night y'all.

. . . Though on second thought, this post was probably more on the side of incoherence. Lol. My apologies.